get wrecked nerd
every time i look at the time it’s 12:34
unpause the microwave
You probably thought this was funny.
What would anyone be microwaving that takes more than 3 minutes?
i could make a list but people just hit any buttons an open the door when its hot
my grandpa up errything on 30 minutes and just leave and come back when he think its hot
i love that nicki’s outright rejected drake a bunch of times in real life too though and i bet a third party contacted him like “nicki minaj wants you to—-” and he was on a plane
drake just wrote his whole next album sitting in that chair
get to know me meme - 1/5 favourite bands ➔ HAIM
I have a really good pick up line… You must be Irish because my penis is Dublin. Panties on the floor.
back to school commercials
petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix
Well I did 6th grade wrong
im fucking dying