the word “hoe” gets thrown around way too loosely I did not religiously suck dick to share that title with you virgins running a porn blog
It’s only fair, isn’t it?
walk a mile in these louboutins
*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now. i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this
this does not ever get old
how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u
uh oh [x]
Oh god dammit.
Not quite sure I’m following what’s going on, so tell me, what’s so bad about this?
// pretty sure Diana muted me
this is why i have trust issues
me: *petting a cat* nice
cat: *bathes self where i touched it*
this is fucking hilarious
Along my long journey of trying to get the highest winning streak for ‘hannibal lecter’s enemies’ flavored chips, I came across many temptations that almost lured me away from my goal